Freaks and Geeks Quotes

You know, I had a friend that used to smoke. You know what he’s doing now? He’s dead. Now you think smoking makes you look cool? Lets go dig him up now and see how cool he looks.[to Lindsay]

You know who used to cut class? Jimi Hendrix. You know what happened to him? He died, choking on his own vomit.[to Lindsay]

You can do whatever you want if you believe in yourself.[to Nick]

Yeah, but that’s for their kids.[Lindsay Weir: How old do you think we are, Dad? I’ve been baby-sitting for the Kellers for two years already.]

Will you knock it off, blondie? You’re gonna blow the speakers.[Daniel Desario]Oh, I’m sorry, grandpa, I’ll try not to blow anything of yours from now on.[Kim Kelly]

Will girls ever like us?[Sam Weir]I think our best play is to go for the smart, sexy librarian type.[Neal Schweiber]

What is wrong with them? Why do they think that hitting people with towels is still funny?[Neal Schweiber]If it wasn’t us, it would be kinda funny.[Bill Haverchuck]

What am I supposed to do with a porno?[Sam Weir]You watch it. Over and over.[Neal Schweiber]Ew! Only perverts watch pornos, right?[Sam Weir]Well, then every guy in America is a pervert.[Neal Schweiber]

What am I gonna say to Cindy?[Sam Weir]Don’t say anything. Be dominant. It’s all about dominance. I saw this monkey show on PBS. If you talk to her first, it’s a sign of weakness, and then she will not pick you to be her mate.[Bill Haverchuck]Are you drunk?[Sam Weir]I think so. Yes, I am.[Bill Haverchuck]Oh, man! Go into my room, lock the door, and don’t drink anymore.[Sam Weir]That’s very dominant.[Bill Haverchuck]

We’re not adults. We’re kids until we turn 18.[Sam Weir]Maybe you are, but when I hit 13, I became a man.[Neal Schweiber]That’s only in your temple, Neal, not in the real world.[Bill Haverchuck]

This is taking forever.[Sam Weir]Yeah, we could’ve made our own porno by now.[Bill Haverchuck]

There was this kid in my neighborhood when I was growing up, Scott Byron. Now, he kept on trick or treating until he was well into his 20s. You know where he’s living now? At home, with his 90-year-old mother. He’s the laughingstock of the community. Never took a wife, either.