To paraphrase Agatha Christie, one coincidence is just a coincidence, two are a clue, and three are proof.
I’m not friend material, let alone more-than-friend material. I will ignore you, stomp on your heart, and always put my needs and interests first.[to Tyler]
I haven’t always been against birthdays. Each one reminds me I’m a year closer to death’s cold embrace.
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The truth is, there are monsters everywhere. And sometimes the monsters we least suspect are the most dangerous. They don’t need teeth and claws to terrify. They hide in the shadows until no one is looking. And then they strike.
I could eat Girl Scouts for breakfast. Actually, I have an uncle who went to prison for that.[Tyler Galpin: Don’t tell me you were a Girl Scout.]