I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.
I’m not friend material, let alone more-than-friend material. I will ignore you, stomp on your heart, and always put my needs and interests first.[to Tyler]
To paraphrase Agatha Christie, one coincidence is just a coincidence, two are a clue, and three are proof.
Emotions are a gateway trait. They lead to feelings, which trigger tears. I don’t do tears.
You know the old saying, never bring a knife to a sword fight. Unless it’s concealed.
When I look at you, the following emojis come to mind. Rope, shovel, hole. [to Enid]
Secrets are like zombies, they never truly die.
I haven’t always been against birthdays. Each one reminds me I’m a year closer to death’s cold embrace.
Watch now on:
You guys are making me nauseous. Not in a good way.[to her parents]
The truth is, there are monsters everywhere. And sometimes the monsters we least suspect are the most dangerous. They don’t need teeth and claws to terrify. They hide in the shadows until no one is looking. And then they strike.
The only person who gets to torture my brother is me.
I could eat Girl Scouts for breakfast. Actually, I have an uncle who went to prison for that.[Tyler Galpin: Don’t tell me you were a Girl Scout.]
