Friend Quotes

Hello, friend. Hello, friend. That’s lame. Maybe I should give you a name. But that’s a slippery slope. You’re only in my head. We have to remember that.

Friends don’t lie.

Our friend has superpowers, and she squeezed your tiny bladder with her mind.

The less you have, the more they’re worth. To friends.

Friends don’t owe friends, silly. They just do favors because they want to.

You defeated me in a way no one thought was possible. You made me your friend by never giving up on me.

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.

No greater love hath man than to lay down his life for a friend.

I’m not friend material, let alone more-than-friend material. I will ignore you, stomp on your heart, and always put my needs and interests first.[to Tyler]

You need friends. Even just hot chocolate friends. Especially when your life goes to s***.

Think about your best friend. It could be your wife, your father, maybe someone you grew up with. It’s the person you can’t wait to talk to at the end of the day. The person who knows everything about you, who roots for you. Now imagine you discover your best friend has a secret. No, not a secret. A universe of secrets. Would you confront him? Would you stay silent? Either way, you know nothing will ever be the same again.

Perhaps it’s not our friends but… our enemies that define us.