Hello, friend. Hello, friend. That’s lame. Maybe I should give you a name. But that’s a slippery slope. You’re only in my head. We have to remember that.
Friends don’t lie.
Our friend has superpowers, and she squeezed your tiny bladder with her mind.
The less you have, the more they’re worth. To friends.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
So turning friends into enemies. Seems to be a CIA specialty.
Losing a good friend is never easy, especially when you don’t understand why you lost them in the first place.
Friends don’t owe friends, silly. They just do favors because they want to.
So, can’t we just be friends? Or, at least, frenemies?[to Cheryl]
Perhaps it’s not our friends but… our enemies that define us.
No greater love hath man than to lay down his life for a friend.
Mister, we’re not friends. I mean, maybe we will be someday. But I gotta say, if that were me in your position… I would have killed that man.
