Hello, friend. Hello, friend. That’s lame. Maybe I should give you a name. But that’s a slippery slope. You’re only in my head. We have to remember that.
Friends don’t lie.
Our friend has superpowers, and she squeezed your tiny bladder with her mind.
The less you have, the more they’re worth. To friends.
Friends don’t owe friends, silly. They just do favors because they want to.
You defeated me in a way no one thought was possible. You made me your friend by never giving up on me.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
So turning friends into enemies. Seems to be a CIA specialty.
No greater love hath man than to lay down his life for a friend.
Losing a good friend is never easy, especially when you don’t understand why you lost them in the first place.
Friends don’t give friends wedding bands.
Friend, I’ve learned, takes on a different meaning, depending on who you ask.
