That’s why therapists are important. Without them, we are very unreliable narrators of our own stories.
It’s my bad attitude that keeps me young.
You’re supposed to ask people about their kids. Okay? It’s polite. It gives everybody a moment to pretend there’s gonna be a future.
What do time and morality have in common? Relativity. They’re both relative to your experience.
With the amount of guilt, I’m surprised you’re not a Jew.[to Alan]
Why don’t we sit crooked and then talk straight?
Time is relative to your experience.
This is like “The Game.” I’m Michael Douglas!
The universe is trying to f*** with me, and I refuse to engage.
That’s my drug dealer. I gotta take this.
Sometimes Hail Marys are the best Marys we’ve got.
Sexualizing self-hatred is the hallmark of any relationship that begins with extra-marital infidelity.