That’s my drug dealer. I gotta take this.
Sometimes Hail Marys are the best Marys we’ve got.
Sexualizing self-hatred is the hallmark of any relationship that begins with extra-marital infidelity.
Routine is an incredible thing. We become what we repeatedly do.
Religion is dumb as f***, all right? It’s racist. It’s sexist. There’s no money in it… anymore. Who needs it?
Men don’t make women pregnant, sperm are weak. They only get the job done when the egg beams them up to the Federation Starship and then you make a baby.
Life is like a box of timelines.
Well, when the universe f***s with you, let it.
Time is relative to your experience.
This is like “The Game.” I’m Michael Douglas!
There’s nothing as invigorating as that split second of terror that it’s really all over.
The universe is trying to f*** with me, and I refuse to engage.
