The universe finally found something worse than death. Being my mother.
Thank you for changing my life. Lives are hard to change.[to Nadia]
Oh my God. Seriously? Come on. No, I did not kill somebody. If I killed somebody, I’d play it cool, move to Mexico, start a band.[John Reyes: Did you kill someone?]
No matter how much we think that we’re fooling people, our bodies, they can’t keep lying the way that our minds can.
Legs are the bicycles on the ride of life.
It doesn’t matter. I die all the time.[Nadia Vulvokov: Hey, man. Didn’t you get the news? We’re about to die.]
Inexplicable things happening is my entire modus operandi.
Immortality is the great delusion of youth. Enjoy it.[to Nadia]
I mean, I smoke, what, like, two packs a day. I have the internal organs of a man twice my age. If I make it to my low 70s, I’ll be shocked.
Holding two incompatible ideas in your head at the same time and accepting both of them, that’s the best of being human. Yes-no, good-bad, life-death.
Good things come to those who can’t wait.
Fun is for suckers, Max. Two minutes ago, I turned 36. Staring down the barrel of my own mortality always beats fun.
