It’s my bad attitude that keeps me young.
You’re supposed to ask people about their kids. Okay? It’s polite. It gives everybody a moment to pretend there’s gonna be a future.
With the amount of guilt, I’m surprised you’re not a Jew.[to Alan]
What do time and morality have in common? Relativity. They’re both relative to your experience.
That’s my drug dealer. I gotta take this.
Sometimes Hail Marys are the best Marys we’ve got.
Sexualizing self-hatred is the hallmark of any relationship that begins with extra-marital infidelity.
Religion is dumb as f***, all right? It’s racist. It’s sexist. There’s no money in it… anymore. Who needs it?
Look, I got bigger fish to fry, okay? I got to figure out how to get down the stairs.
Life is like a box of timelines.
Well, when the universe f***s with you, let it.
We Vulvokovs exist in the sweet spot where paranoia meets hyperinflation.
