Look, I got bigger fish to fry, okay? I got to figure out how to get down the stairs.
Life is like a box of timelines.
I mean, I smoke, what, like, two packs a day. I have the internal organs of a man twice my age. If I make it to my low 70s, I’ll be shocked.
Fun is for suckers, Max. Two minutes ago, I turned 36. Staring down the barrel of my own mortality always beats fun.