Friends don’t give friends wedding bands.
When Bill Gates got married on Lanai, he rented every helicopter on the Hawaiian islands so that paparazzi couldn’t use them to fly over. Although in that case, it was a positive, because now you can imagine that wedding however you want.
The only way to avoid a broken marriage is don’t turn up for the wedding.
I’ll dance at your wedding if you’ll read it to me.
Weddings are basically funerals with cake.
Some may call a wedding the ultimate act of faith. While others would venture that it is the ultimate act of fools.
A wedding is just a symbol. A very nice, very expensive one, but real stability comes from committing to each other every day.[to Shaun]
A wedding is a big, special party because everything after that is hard work and repetition.[to B. D.]
A sword needs a sheath. And a wedding needs a bedding.
