Nobody would dare to touch a Gestapo sausage.[explaining why the painting is safe simply hanging in Rene’s kitchen]
You should be grateful that the RAF bummers are still farting for freedom.[to René]
This is a recorded Gestapo message. I am not taking calls at the moment but you may leave a message on the revolving wax disc. Please speak after the gunshot.
I was pissing by the door when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hand a smoking goon, you are clearly the guilty potty.[accusing Hans of murder]
I have seen one of these before. It is a long distance dick.[seeing a long distance duck]
Helga, we live in dangerous times. We know not what fate has in store. One day the Gestapo may become unpopular.
Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateaux from the chateau![explaining to René that von Klinkerhoffen is already doomed]
What hippined after I was trimpled on?[after being run over by a bull]
What a mistake-a to make-a.[repeated line]
We will stick out like a carrot in an omelet.[to Edith regarding Michelle’s plan]
The good news is there is no more bad news.
She has pissed out![Michelle falls unconscious]
