'Allo 'Allo Quotes (Season 3)

The good news is there is no more bad news.

We will stick out like a carrot in an omelet.[to Edith regarding Michelle’s plan]

I was pissing by the door when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hand a smoking goon, you are clearly the guilty potty.[accusing Hans of murder]

She has pissed out![Michelle falls unconscious]

This is very serious. The Gestapo is only insured third party.[after Hans has accidentally run over his car with a steamroller]

You put your left boot in, you take your left boot out, you do a lot of shouting and you shake your fists about, you light a little smokey and you burn down ze town, zat’s what it’s all about. Heil. Ah, Himmler, Himmler, Himmler…[sings the Gestapo Hokey-Cokey]

Who has squashed my Gestapo staff car?[asking the obvious question]

Monsieur Alfonse, undertaker. Swiftly and with style.[repeated line]

Man of a thousand faces, every one the same.[about Leclerc]

It is hard to be a conquering hero when it is not in your nature.

Before I was a window dresser I was employed in an art gallery. Occasionally I was allowed to touch up old masters.

A dog has just apprehended the Gestapo sausage. Arrest him!