In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, “How, I hurt my leg. I can’t run. A lion eats me, and I’m dead.” Well, I’m not dead. I’m the lion. You’re dead.
Downsizing? Yeah, I have no problem with that. I have been recommending downsizing since I first got here. I even brought it up in my interview. I say, bring it on.
What is the most important thing for a company? Is it the cash flow? Is it the inventory? Nuh-uh. It’s the people. The people. My proudest moment here was not when I increased profits by 17%, or when I cut expenses without losing a single employee. No, no, no, no, no. It was a young Guatamalan guy. First job in the country, barely spoke English. Came to me and said, “Mr. Scott, would you be the godfather of my child?” Wow. Wow. Wow. Didn’t work out in the end. We had to let him go. He sucked.
The purse girl hits everything on my checklist. Creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts… Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.
Oh, man! Am I a woman?[Pam Beesly: If I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver.]
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I will use your talents come baseball season, my friend. Or if we box.[Oscar: I can help out if you need me.]