What is the most important thing for a company? Is it the cash flow? Is it the inventory? Nuh-uh. It’s the people. The people. My proudest moment here was not when I increased profits by 17%, or when I cut expenses without losing a single employee. No, no, no, no, no. It was a young Guatamalan guy. First job in the country, barely spoke English. Came to me and said, “Mr. Scott, would you be the godfather of my child?” Wow. Wow. Wow. Didn’t work out in the end. We had to let him go. He sucked.
The purse girl hits everything on my checklist. Creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts… Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.
God, this is so sad. This is the smallest amount of power I’ve ever seen go to someone’s head.[Dwight Schrute: So, we need someone to work this Saturday, and I think that that should be… Jim.]
Downsizing? Yeah, I have no problem with that. I have been recommending downsizing since I first got here. I even brought it up in my interview. I say, bring it on.
This was tough. I suggested we flip a coin, but Angela said she doesn’t like to gamble. Of course, by saying that, she was gambling that I wouldn’t smack her.
This is our warehouse, or as I like to call it, the wh**ehouse. But don’t you call it that, I’ve earned the right.[to Ryan]