When you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soul mates. My kids are gonna be right about that.
You know what they say about a car wreck where it’s so awful you can’t look away? The Dundies are like a car wreck that you wanna look away, but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you.
This was tough. I suggested we flip a coin, but Angela said she doesn’t like to gamble. Of course, by saying that, she was gambling that I wouldn’t smack her.
My fiancé has plans for us this Saturday, so I really hope Dwight doesn’t make me work. Maybe I should sleep with him… I’m kidding. Kidding. Totally kidding.
It’s weird. Jan use to treat Michael like he was a ten year old, but lately it’s like he’s five.
If you’re using more than three pieces of tape to wrap a present, you’re doing it wrong.[to Roy]