When you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soul mates. My kids are gonna be right about that.
This was tough. I suggested we flip a coin, but Angela said she doesn’t like to gamble. Of course, by saying that, she was gambling that I wouldn’t smack her.
My fiancé has plans for us this Saturday, so I really hope Dwight doesn’t make me work. Maybe I should sleep with him… I’m kidding. Kidding. Totally kidding.