Stanley Hudson Quotes

It was nice to have those few hours when I thought it was over. Now, I have something to look forward to.

I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than work for somebody else in this office besides myself. Game on![before the Hot Dog eating contest]

I don’t know who these new people think they are. I’ve sat downwind of Phyllis’ stinky perfumes for years. Never said a word.

Don’t you wanna earn Schrute Bucks?[Dwight Schrute]No. In fact, I’ll give you a billion Stanley Nickels if you never talk to me again.[Stanley Hudson]What’s the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks?[Dwight Schrute]The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.[Stanley Hudson]