Don’t you wanna earn Schrute Bucks?[Dwight Schrute]No. In fact, I’ll give you a billion Stanley Nickels if you never talk to me again.[Stanley Hudson]What’s the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks?[Dwight Schrute]The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.[Stanley Hudson]

Source:S3.Ep23: The Job
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