What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
The only way she’d be able to make a contribution to science is if they resume sending chimps into space.
My aunt and uncle were married sixty-three years. Towards the end, it was like watching cheese melt.
Oh, sweetie, if you’re gonna screw things up, it’s gonna be while you’re here, not while you’re away.
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At the Christmas tree lot, there was mistletoe, and she kissed me under it in public. Like we were the stars of a Tijuana sex show.