What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
What type of computer do you have? And please don’t say a white one.
There was a time when I was alone and had no friends. I’m starting to miss that.
The only way she’d be able to make a contribution to science is if they resume sending chimps into space.
Oh gravity, thou art a heartless b**ch.
My aunt and uncle were married sixty-three years. Towards the end, it was like watching cheese melt.
Oh, sweetie, if you’re gonna screw things up, it’s gonna be while you’re here, not while you’re away.
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I’ll get the blankets. You Google how to have childlike fun.
Heroes gradually lowered the quality season by season ‘til we were grateful it ended!
At the Christmas tree lot, there was mistletoe, and she kissed me under it in public. Like we were the stars of a Tijuana sex show.
When there was a lice epidemic at my school, everybody got it except me. I tried to fool everyone by sprinkling sugar in my hair, but I just got attacked by bees.