What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
What type of computer do you have? And please don’t say a white one.
There was a time when I was alone and had no friends. I’m starting to miss that.
The only way she’d be able to make a contribution to science is if they resume sending chimps into space.
Oh gravity, thou art a heartless b**ch.
My aunt and uncle were married sixty-three years. Towards the end, it was like watching cheese melt.
What do you say to a graduate of the U.C. Berkeley Physics Department? I’ll have fries with that. Because his education hasn’t prepared him for a career in the sciences.
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Oh, sweetie, if you’re gonna screw things up, it’s gonna be while you’re here, not while you’re away.
I’m not insane, my mother had me tested!
I’ll get the blankets. You Google how to have childlike fun.
I haven’t cried this hard since Toy Story 3.