Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
What type of computer do you have? And please don’t say a white one.
Oh gravity, thou art a heartless b**ch.
My aunt and uncle were married sixty-three years. Towards the end, it was like watching cheese melt.
The only way she’d be able to make a contribution to science is if they resume sending chimps into space.
I’ll get the blankets. You Google how to have childlike fun.
Heroes gradually lowered the quality season by season ‘til we were grateful it ended!
At the Christmas tree lot, there was mistletoe, and she kissed me under it in public. Like we were the stars of a Tijuana sex show.
What do you say to a graduate of the U.C. Berkeley Physics Department? I’ll have fries with that. Because his education hasn’t prepared him for a career in the sciences.
I’m not insane, my mother had me tested!
I’m exceedingly smart. I graduated college at fourteen. While my brother was getting an STD, I was getting a Ph.D. Penicillin can’t take this away.
I have excellent peripheral vision. On a good day I can see my ears.
