Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
The only way she’d be able to make a contribution to science is if they resume sending chimps into space.
What do you say to a graduate of the U.C. Berkeley Physics Department? I’ll have fries with that. Because his education hasn’t prepared him for a career in the sciences.
My aunt and uncle were married sixty-three years. Towards the end, it was like watching cheese melt.
I’m exceedingly smart. I graduated college at fourteen. While my brother was getting an STD, I was getting a Ph.D. Penicillin can’t take this away.