No, this is not our first wedding. This is the third wedding that Scrantonicity has played. We also played our bassist’s wedding and our guitarist’s wedding.
If someone gives you 10,000 to 1 on anything, you take it. If John Mellencamp ever wins an Oscar, I am going to be a very rich dude.
I had Martin explain to me three times what he got arrested for, because it sounds an awful lot like what I do here every day.[about insider trading]