God, this is so sad. This is the smallest amount of power I’ve ever seen go to someone’s head.[Dwight Schrute: So, we need someone to work this Saturday, and I think that that should be… Jim.]
Yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot. Which is unfortunate because as it turns out, Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people using drugs.
Today is Thursday, but Dwight thinks that it’s Friday. And that’s what I’ll be working on this afternoon.
Right now, this is just a job. If I advance any higher in this company, then this would be my career. And, well, if this were my career, I’d have to throw myself in front of a train.
My roommate wants to meet everybody. Because I’m pretty sure he thinks I’m making Dwight up. He is very real.
Michael stands in the front of the boat and says that he’s king of the world within the first hour, or I give you my next paycheck.
It’s true, I’m having a party. I’ve got three cases of imported beer, karaoke machine, and I didn’t invite Michael. So, three ingredients for a great party.