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In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, "How, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me, and I'm dead." Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead. - Dwight Schrute (The Office Quotes)

In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, “How, I hurt my leg. I can’t run. A lion eats me, and I’m dead.” Well, I’m not dead. I’m the lion. You’re dead.

Dwight Schrute

Source:S1.Ep3: Health Care
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Dwight Schrute (The Office Quotes)
  • Character: Dwight Schrute
  • Series: The Office
  • Genre: Comedy
  • Year: 2005–2013
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