Right now, this is just a job. If I advance any higher in this company, then this would be my career. And, well, if this were my career, I’d have to throw myself in front of a train.
Okay. Listen, this is just going to be a friendly game, right? We’re all on the same team here. The Dunder Mifflin team. Of course, if you beat us, you’re fired.
Oh, man! Am I a woman?[Pam Beesly: If I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver.]
My fiancé has plans for us this Saturday, so I really hope Dwight doesn’t make me work. Maybe I should sleep with him… I’m kidding. Kidding. Totally kidding.
I’m a deer hunter. I go all the time with my dad. One thing about deer, they have very good vision. One thing about me, I’m better at hiding than they are at vision.
I will use your talents come baseball season, my friend. Or if we box.[Oscar: I can help out if you need me.]
I live by one rule: No office romances, no way. Very messy, inapropriate… no. But, I live by another rule: Just do it… Nike.
Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office. It’s a drug. It is quite literally a drug that speeds people up. It’s not the only drug that speeds people up. You hear stories about Dunder Mifflin in the ’80s before everybody knew how bad cocaine was. Gah, man, did they move paper!