You realize we’re breaking the law here? I mean, maybe we should find another way to get the money.[Ted]We could sell all our weed.[John Bennett]Never mind. Robbery is fine.[Ted]
You know what nobody ever talks about with drunk driving? How fun it is.[to Blaire]
You are perfect just the way you are.[to Erin]
When you’re addicted to a substance, you can do anything you put your mind to.
What is a dad? It’s someone who believes in you, someone who roots for you to do your best, and who’s proud of you when you work hard and you win.
Well, rich or poor, we all spend two hours a day on the toilet. Stool’s the great equalizer. Benjamin Franklin said that. In fact, until 1940, that’s what it said on the back of the dime.
We’re watching pοrn. It’s either going to be creepy or tragic. Those are the choices.[to John]
We’re not all about smoking weed and scouring the beaches of the world looking for the perfect wave. We care.[to Blaire]
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We look like suicide bombers having second thoughts.
We are young, and no one can tell us we’re wrong.
Watching other people have sеx on a TV screen, that’s just about the coolest thing a person can do.
Wait. Matty charges you rent?[Ted]Not as much as I pay for an apartment, but still, 200 bucks a month.[Blaire Bennett]For that crappy room over the garage? Jesus, Anne Frank wouldn’t be caught dead in that place.[Ted]
