I didn’t realize it was such an honor to go trick-or-treating with you.[to Dustin]
You’re still learning English? That’s the language you speak. How dumb are you?[to Morty]
Well, you know what they say. If you can’t kill them with kindness, try lethal injection.[to Dr. Fairburn]
The only thing up my ass right now is you. So if you think you can perform the inspection without getting seriously injured, go for it.[to Spivey]
Mood’s been good?[Julie Baram]My mood’s always good.[Paul Rhoades]Ah, so, delusions have started.[Julie Baram]
You know what this half-baked plan of yours sounds like to me? Child endangerment.[to Dustin and Robin]
Don’t leave town, Mr. Manfredi.[Agent Oscar Ruiz]Who the f*** would wanna leave this paradise?[Dwight Manfredi]
Turns out, sarcasm is a really great way to hide some seriously deep-seated anger.
This is gonna be fun because I’ve never been to therapy before.[Liz]Hard to believe.[Paul Rhoades]
This is far too unique to wear to something like class. I suggest we wait for a more special occasion, like a funeral.[to Enid, about the snood]
You’re like a cockroach.[Tyler Galpin]Please, flattery will get you nowhere.[Wednesday Addams]
Don’t you like a day that’s all about you?[Tyler Galpin]Every day is all about me. This one just comes with cake and a bad song.[Wednesday Addams]
