You’re wasting your time. That’s not one of them.[Azula]How do you know?[Warden]Because I’m a people person.[Azula]
Wait. Matty charges you rent?[Ted]Not as much as I pay for an apartment, but still, 200 bucks a month.[Blaire Bennett]For that crappy room over the garage? Jesus, Anne Frank wouldn’t be caught dead in that place.[Ted]
Turns out, sarcasm is a really great way to hide some seriously deep-seated anger.
This place sucks. I will destroy you on Yelp. Nobody’s ever coming to this s***hole again. I swear to God.[Patient] From your mouth to God’s ear.[Michael ‘Robby’ Robinavitch]
There wouldn’t have been a way of making things any better, save marrying the girl or killing Harkness. And I don’t recommend murder as a way of settling difficult situations. It tends to lead to complications, though not nearly as many as marriage.[to William]
Scott, your life is so interesting.[Kim Pine]Thanks, Kim. Oh, that was sarcasm.[Scott Pilgrim]
Makes sense. Divorce is always hardest on the coworkers.[Jimmy Laird: It’s pissing me off.]
I’ve worked sites like this all my life and I’ve seen a million accidents like this one.[Connor Merton]And yet they keep employing you![John Taylor]
I understand you want to help, but we’re a pacifist movement. We resist violence.[Losang]Same here. When I can.[Daryl Dixon]
I shall stay right here in the palace. I won’t abandon my people.
I don’t know how you knew for the end of the quarter I wanted a heart attack.[to Mark]
Hey, where do you guys think you’re going?[Dana Evans]We’ll be back in two minutes max. Antoine is going to show us his new motorcycle.[Larry]Great. We always need organ donors.[Dana Evans]