To say my species is more advanced than humans would be a massive understatement. If the universe had a scale for intelligence, humans would land right below lizards.
Respect is not an entitlement. You can’t get it just by standing there asking for it. You earn it through your actions.
I’m not alone up here. This is bad. I just felt my rear iris pucker and my testicles tighten. My taint remains unchanged.
I see now it’s not the food that brings humans together. It’s each other. There is a basic human need to feel like you belong. It feels good.
Allah knows?! How many people have you told?[Max Hawthorne: Don’t worry. She’s not gonna tell anyone. She swore to Allah.]
All beings of the universe are different. For instance, my people are brilliant. Humans, on the other hand, are so dumb that they think the leading cause of death is heart disease. It’s not. It’s almond milk. Even the Grey aliens won’t touch the stuff. Despite their differences, there is one truth that connects all beings. Life doesn’t ever go as planned.
You’re doing depression right. The key is to embrace it. Once you accept that you’ve got nothing, then you’ve got nothing left to lose. The low point, that’s where freedom lives.[to Harry]
You don’t have anything to worry about. I’m not an alien. Unfortunately. I hear they’re pretty cool.[to Kate]