Love isn’t real. It was never anything more than lust with a good marketing campaign.
I haven’t always been against birthdays. Each one reminds me I’m a year closer to death’s cold embrace.
Wizards are all the same. You talk nonsense while making wise and meaningful faces.[to Stregobor]
Why do these creatures choose to spend their lives with someone else? It’s bad enough they’re already tethered to each other through family. My people do family the right way. We don’t care if they live or die.
If you are about to express profound emotion, you might be better served expressing it to someone who gives a f***, or perhaps to somebody who is being paid to pretend to have to.[to Tommy]
I hate every country in the universe, brother! They’re job placement programs for the politicians that invent them.
Geez, Rick. People be f***ing each other’s wives, huh?[Morty Smith]Marriage is a scam, Morty.[Rick Sanchez]
Do people like that bring their daughters out? I thought they just sold them to the highest bidder.[about the Russells]
You want to die for this planet? Fine. What’s 17 more years? I can always start again, make another kid.[to Mark]
You sure are comfortable spending a counterfeit roll.[Oscar Finlay]You want me to buy you something? How about some jeans and tickets to a Hall & Oates concert?[Jack Reacher]
What happened to the good old days where you could just non-stop f*** with somebody without them claiming to be a victim?
What are you doing in here?[Cordelia Cupp]Just looking around.[Harry Hollinger]This is a crime scene.[Cordelia Cupp]It’s an office.[Harry Hollinger]We’re in Washington. Same thing.[Cordelia Cupp]
