I’m good at reading people. My secret, I look for the worst in them.
Never appeal to a man’s better nature. He may not have one.[quoting Robert A. Heinlein]
The next time you have an instinct to help someone, you might consider crushing them instead. It might save you a great deal of trouble.
The Lord of Light wants his enemies burned, the Drowned God wants them drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious c*nts? Where is the god of t*ts and wine?
Not only is justice blind, it’s mindless and heartless.
If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.
Expecting a happy ending, were we? Well, I’m sorry, Hughie. It ain’t that kind of massage parlor.
This isn’t one of Shakespeare’s gloomy ones, is it? No wonder nobody’s here.
My motto is assume you’re gonna get f***ed so you can prepare for the f***ery.
Love isn’t real. It was never anything more than lust with a good marketing campaign.
I haven’t always been against birthdays. Each one reminds me I’m a year closer to death’s cold embrace.
He’s got a hard-on for mass murder and giving kids cancer, and his big old answer to the existential clusterf*** that is humanity, is to nail his own bleeding son to a plank.[about God]
