You can’t kill me. There’ll be paperwork.
We’re doomed.[Crowley]Well, then… welcome to the end times.[Aziraphale]
Something smells… evil.[Sandalphon]Oh, that’ll be the Jeffrey Archer books, I’m afraid.[Aziraphale]
I didn’t mean to fall. I just hung around the wrong people.
This isn’t one of Shakespeare’s gloomy ones, is it? No wonder nobody’s here.
Most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people.
Just imagine how awful it might have been if we’d been at all competent.[to Crowley]
Animals don’t kill each other with clever machines, Angel. Only humans do that.
Watch now on:
You don’t have a side anymore. Neither of us do. We’re on our own side.[to Aziraphale]
You told them you invented the Spanish Inquisition and started the Second World War.[Aziraphale]So the humans beat me to it. That’s not my fault.[Crowley]
If you’ve got to go, then go with style!
If we don’t find him, it won’t be the war to end all wars. It’ll be the war to end everything.
