Well, then… welcome to the end times.[Crowley: We’re doomed.]
You can’t kill me. There’ll be paperwork.
This isn’t one of Shakespeare’s gloomy ones, is it? No wonder nobody’s here.
I didn’t mean to fall. I just hung around the wrong people.
Oh, that’ll be the Jeffrey Archer books, I’m afraid.[Sandalphon: Something smells… evil.]
Animals don’t kill each other with clever machines, Angel. Only humans do that.
You don’t have a side anymore. Neither of us do. We’re on our own side.[to Aziraphale]
So the humans beat me to it. That’s not my fault.[Aziraphale: You told them you invented the Spanish Inquisition and started the Second World War.]
Watch now on:
Most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people.
Just imagine how awful it might have been if we’d been at all competent.[to Crowley]
If we don’t find him, it won’t be the war to end all wars. It’ll be the war to end everything.
I never asked to be a demon. I was just minding my own business one day and then… oh, lookie here, it’s Lucifer and the guys.
