So the humans beat me to it. That’s not my fault.[Aziraphale: You told them you invented the Spanish Inquisition and started the Second World War.]
Most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people.
I never asked to be a demon. I was just minding my own business one day and then… oh, lookie here, it’s Lucifer and the guys.