There aren’t any right people. There’s just God, moving in mysterious ways and not talking to any of us![Aziraphale: I’m quite sure if I can just reach the right people, then I can get all this sorted out.]
So the humans beat me to it. That’s not my fault.[Aziraphale: You told them you invented the Spanish Inquisition and started the Second World War.]
I never asked to be a demon. I was just minding my own business one day and then… oh, lookie here, it’s Lucifer and the guys.