I didn’t mean to fall. I just hung around the wrong people.
Animals don’t kill each other with clever machines, Angel. Only humans do that.
You don’t have a side anymore. Neither of us do. We’re on our own side.[to Aziraphale]
This isn’t one of Shakespeare’s gloomy ones, is it? No wonder nobody’s here.
So the humans beat me to it. That’s not my fault.[Aziraphale: You told them you invented the Spanish Inquisition and started the Second World War.]
It’s not that bad when you get used to it.[Aziraphale: Well, I’ll be damned.]
If you’ve got to go, then go with style!
If we don’t find him, it won’t be the war to end all wars. It’ll be the war to end everything.
I never asked to be a demon. I was just minding my own business one day and then… oh, lookie here, it’s Lucifer and the guys.
Everyone stretches the truth a bit in memos to head office.
There aren’t any right people. There’s just God, moving in mysterious ways and not talking to any of us![Aziraphale: I’m quite sure if I can just reach the right people, then I can get all this sorted out.]
If we don’t find him, it’ll be the war to end everything.
