This isn’t one of Shakespeare’s gloomy ones, is it? No wonder nobody’s here.
I didn’t mean to fall. I just hung around the wrong people.
Animals don’t kill each other with clever machines, Angel. Only humans do that.
You don’t have a side anymore. Neither of us do. We’re on our own side.[to Aziraphale]
So the humans beat me to it. That’s not my fault.[Aziraphale: You told them you invented the Spanish Inquisition and started the Second World War.]
I never asked to be a demon. I was just minding my own business one day and then… oh, lookie here, it’s Lucifer and the guys.
It’s not that bad when you get used to it.[Aziraphale: Well, I’ll be damned.]
If you’ve got to go, then go with style!
If we don’t find him, it won’t be the war to end all wars. It’ll be the war to end everything.
Everyone stretches the truth a bit in memos to head office.
If we don’t find him, it’ll be the war to end everything.
There aren’t any right people. There’s just God, moving in mysterious ways and not talking to any of us![Aziraphale: I’m quite sure if I can just reach the right people, then I can get all this sorted out.]
