So the humans beat me to it. That’s not my fault.[Aziraphale: You told them you invented the Spanish Inquisition and started the Second World War.]
I never asked to be a demon. I was just minding my own business one day and then… oh, lookie here, it’s Lucifer and the guys.
There aren’t any right people. There’s just God, moving in mysterious ways and not talking to any of us![Aziraphale: I’m quite sure if I can just reach the right people, then I can get all this sorted out.]