I didn’t mean to fall. I just hung around the wrong people.
This isn’t one of Shakespeare’s gloomy ones, is it? No wonder nobody’s here.
Animals don’t kill each other with clever machines, Angel. Only humans do that.
You don’t have a side anymore. Neither of us do. We’re on our own side.[to Aziraphale]
So the humans beat me to it. That’s not my fault.[Aziraphale: You told them you invented the Spanish Inquisition and started the Second World War.]
If you’ve got to go, then go with style!
If we don’t find him, it won’t be the war to end all wars. It’ll be the war to end everything.
I never asked to be a demon. I was just minding my own business one day and then… oh, lookie here, it’s Lucifer and the guys.
It’s not that bad when you get used to it.[Aziraphale: Well, I’ll be damned.]
Everyone stretches the truth a bit in memos to head office.
You’re in trouble.[Shax]Obviously. Former Demon, hated by Heaven, loathed by Hell. How will our hero cope?[Crowley]Are you making fun of me?[Shax]Would you know if I was?[Crowley]
You think so? Well then, let’s make it worthwhile.[Muriel: I’m going to get into so much trouble.]
