I’m going to get into so much trouble.[Muriel]You think so? Well then, let’s make it worthwhile.[Crowley]
Why make people and then punish them for behaving like people? Humans are gonna human, no matter what we do. There’s nothing we can ever do about that.
When Heaven ends life here on Earth, it’ll be just as dead as if Hell ended it.[to Aziraphale]
What do you want, Crowley?[Aziraphale]You know what I want. I want a real universe. I want the people to have a chance. I want Free Will to be a real thing. People deserve the chance… to live in the real world. Even if there are no angels. No demons. No us. Ever again.[Crowley]
There’s only room for one of us in this lane, and it’s not you.
That’s the trouble with you lot. You don’t just see things in black and white. Sometimes, you’ve just gotta blur the edges.[to Aziraphale]
Something’s going on. Something’s wrong. Well, lots of things are wrong right now, but right now it’s coming in waves. Like a hangover.[to Nina]
You can’t drive my Bentley.[Crowley]No, I can! I have a license, yes. I passed my driving test 90 years ago. They didn’t even require tests, but I insisted.[Aziraphale]
Jane Austen. Wrote books too. You people, I will never get the hang of you lot.
I’m bored of living in my car. And I don’t think my car’s much of a fan of it either.
I was trying to do the right thing.[Aziraphale]Well, you know what they say about the road to Hell?[Crowley]What?[Aziraphale]Needs repaving.[Crowley]
Free will? Nah, it’s just a card trick, isn’t it? The suckers think they’re playing for real. But the dealer knows. Nobody finds the lady unless she wants them to.
