You can’t kill me. There’ll be paperwork.
We’re doomed.[Crowley]Well, then… welcome to the end times.[Aziraphale]
Something smells… evil.[Sandalphon]Oh, that’ll be the Jeffrey Archer books, I’m afraid.[Aziraphale]
Just imagine how awful it might have been if we’d been at all competent.[to Crowley]
You told them you invented the Spanish Inquisition and started the Second World War.[Aziraphale]So the humans beat me to it. That’s not my fault.[Crowley]
Come up with something or… or I’ll never talk to you again.[to Crowley]
Well, I’ll be damned.[Aziraphale]It’s not that bad when you get used to it.[Crowley]
Evil always contains the seeds of its own destruction. No matter how well-planned, how foolproof an evil plan, no matter how apparently successful it may seem upon the way, in the end it will founder on the rocks of iniquity and vanish.
You can love your father without having to be like him.[to Misty]
What do you want, Crowley?[Aziraphale]You know what I want. I want a real universe. I want the people to have a chance. I want Free Will to be a real thing. People deserve the chance… to live in the real world. Even if there are no angels. No demons. No us. Ever again.[Crowley]
There is only ever one way to fix things. And I’m going to do that now.[Aziraphale]What? What are you going to do?[Michael]I’m going to forgive you.[Aziraphale]
The lower you start, the more opportunities you have.
