Your victim was smothered. That’s not opinion. That’s science. And science is one cold hearted b**ch with a 14-inch strap-on.
We’re doomed.[Crowley]Well, then… welcome to the end times.[Aziraphale]
I’m sorry. You ate my cat.[after closing Dart in the storm cellar]
When I look at you, the following emojis come to mind. Rope, shovel, hole. [to Enid]
Well, you know what they say. If you can’t kill them with kindness, try lethal injection.[to Dr. Fairburn]
We’re born killers. What separates us from other killers is we only kill bad people. Usually. Unless there’s a mistake.[to Peacemaker]
Don’t tell me you were a Girl Scout.[Tyler Galpin]I could eat Girl Scouts for breakfast. Actually, I have an uncle who went to prison for that.[Wednesday Addams]
The answer is simple. It’s nighttime. I’ll just break into that kid’s house and kill him. I’ll say one thing about whiskey: it’s allowing me to make smart, rational decisions.
Do you make a habit of scaring the hell out of people?[Tyler Galpin]It’s more of a hobby.[Wednesday Addams]
If you hear me screaming bloody murder, there’s a good chance I’m just enjoying myself.[to Eugene]
You remind me of my brother, sans the desire to strangle him every waking moment.[to Eugene]
You don’t have to shoot people after I already killed them.[to Leota]
