I cherish peace with all my heart. I don’t care how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it.
He bangs chicks? Good for him. He f***s dudes? Got no problem with that. He starts f***ing fish? That’s taking it a step too far.[about Aquaman]
You gotta be kidding me. You’re gonna risk the entire mission for a mental defective dressed as a court jester.
This is my jam. You know, this is back when men were real men, because they weren’t afraid to be women.
You’re only right about one thing, I am a piece of s***! I’m a piece of s*** for listening to you for all those years! I’m a piece of s*** for not killing you in your sleep![to Auggie]
You can’t housetrain an eagle, dude. Not without stealing its soul.[to Harcourt]
What happened to the good old days where you could just non-stop f*** with somebody without them claiming to be a victim?
Starfish is a slang term for a butthole. Think there’s any connection?
Nothing like a bloodbath to start the day.
My older brother told me there’s two types of babies. One that comes out of a woman’s vagina, normal, and then butt babies, worse in every way. They come out of a woman’s butt. You know, I believed I was a butt baby until I was like, 14.
Keeping the peace is worth any price.[to Rick]
Are you sure those two kids came out of those parents? That’s an attractive couple, and that one looks like it came out of them, but the other one looks like a butt baby.
