You’ve always been a man comfortable with compromise. I mean, after all, you fell in love with a Canadian.[to Niles]
You’re here for the tour! Whether you like it or not.
You can’t live for other people. You have to be true to yourself.
This world is a beautiful, horrible place. It’s spectacular.
Rita, honey. It’s Jane. I got you a vanilla latte. Also, get the f*** out of there before I rip your f***ing face off!
Okay, this is gonna be okay. We just happen to be in The Shining. Which is fine. Shelley Duvall and the kid got out, and so will we.
Maybe you haven’t seen the world, Elliot, but I have, and trust me, it’s garbage. People lie, and they hurt each other. And they wear these things on their feet called Crocs.
Life is short. Go where you feel love. And if that love’s consistent… stay.[to Vic]
I hate that word. “Hero.” It’s dangerous. A title other people hang on you and you’re supposed to carry it around.
Grant Morrison fans, Reddit trolls with DC subscriptions, and the three new fans who stuck around after the donkey fart.[Niles Caulder: Who are you talking to?]
Being a grown-up doesn’t give you a pass on being an a**hole.
You wanna know a secret? He’s not even that fast.[Crazy Jane: You are so cool. Way cooler than the Flash.]
