This world is a beautiful, horrible place. It’s spectacular.
You all need more therapy than I do, and I’m the crazy one.
Maybe you haven’t seen the world, Elliot, but I have, and trust me, it’s garbage. People lie, and they hurt each other. And they wear these things on their feet called Crocs.
Being a grown-up doesn’t give you a pass on being an a**hole.
You’ve always been a man comfortable with compromise. I mean, after all, you fell in love with a Canadian.[to Niles]
You’re here for the tour! Whether you like it or not.
You can’t live for other people. You have to be true to yourself.
We are the ones who f*** everything up. Our kids just end up paying for it.[to Cliff]
Sometimes, the easiest pain to ignore is our own.
Some wounds can’t be healed with pretty words.
Rita, honey. It’s Jane. I got you a vanilla latte. Also, get the f*** out of there before I rip your f***ing face off!
Okay, this is gonna be okay. We just happen to be in The Shining. Which is fine. Shelley Duvall and the kid got out, and so will we.
