You’ve always been a man comfortable with compromise. I mean, after all, you fell in love with a Canadian.[to Niles]
Ready for a story about superheroes? Ugh. More TV superheroes, just what the world needs. Be honest, have you hung yourself yet? Or, what if I told you this was actually a story about super-zeroes? Losers, achingly pathetic meta-human goose eggs. How about it? Ready to feel better about your own miserable lives for the next hour or so? Follow me.
I was supposed to be the villain of this s***ty piece. I was bested by a little girl, and thrown out of my own criminal organization by a rat and a roach. Me… The big bad. The black hat. You can’t make this s*** up!