You wanna know why I don’t have a coterie of supervillains? My coterie of supervillains is six-feet-f***ing-under!
You know more than Google? Well, congratulations.[to Harcourt]
You don’t wanna believe in miracles, that’s on you.
You don’t have to shoot people after I already killed them.[to Leota]
Sometimes I just think I’m insecure in my masculinity so I’m making up for it by having a dangerous pet.
School wasn’t my bag. It’s for dorks.
One of the things us warriors seldom talk about is how often people s*** themselves when they die. It’s a touch of gray in the white cloud of kicking ass.
One of the most important things about killing someone, to me, is a f***ing dove of peace on the weapon.
My older brother told me there’s two types of babies. One that comes out of a woman’s vagina, normal, and then butt babies, worse in every way. They come out of a woman’s butt. You know, I believed I was a butt baby until I was like, 14.
If I was gonna write a diary, it wouldn’t be a diary, it’d be a f***ing journal.
I got bullied too.[Leota Adebayo:How]By kids calling me a bully all the time, and telling me I was abusive. Hey, that hurt my feelings![to Leota]
Costume? This is a uniform. And it’s brand new, so I gotta stretch it out, make it more comfortable before I go on a mission.[Emilia Harcourt: Why are you in your costume?]
