Many educated people are quite stupid, and many stupid people like to start fights for no good reason on a truly beautiful day.
The best education, though, is living it. Don’t imagine what it’s like to run two billion. Or five. Or ten. Just f***ing run it.[to John]
This is it. She can finally go to Harvard like she’s always wanted and get the education that I never got and get to do all the things that I never got to do and then I can resent her for it and we can finally have a normal mother-daughter relationship.
Do you think anyone really gives a s*** about what your major is? English literature, biology, whatever. The whole point of a college degree is to show a potential employer that you showed up someplace four years in a row, completed a series of tasks reasonably well, and on time. So if he hires you, there’s a semi-decent chance that you’ll show up there every day and not f*** his business up.[to Tyson]