School Quotes

Kids, breakfast and school. If we don’t at least pretend they matter, everything falls apart.

The whole world is cruel. School is just a microcosm.

Schools don’t teach you what happened. They teach you what they want you to believe. And if they can teach you that, you’ll believe anything they tell you.

You’re not here to study. The school is here to study you.

You know, I’ve been practicing my pocket tricks.[Frankie]Oh, yeah? How’s that going?[Ben Reilly]You tell me. Dames, huh?[Frankie]What would you know?[Ben Reilly]Lots. I’m wise behind these ears.[Frankie]Smarts like that, maybe think about going to school.[Ben Reilly]Who needs it? A plus B equals C.[Frankie]You don’t do math with letters, kid.[Ben Reilly]

Wait. This is the first time you’ve ever willingly returned to a school. How does it feel?[Morticia Addams]Like returning to the scene of the crime. I already know where the bodies are buried.[Wednesday Addams]

School wasn’t my bag. It’s for dorks.

School is just for white people looking for other white people to read to them. I figured I save my money and read to myself.

High school is the perfect time to try on a bunch of different hats. You get to decide who you are, who you surround yourself with.

Now, who can tell me the common denominator of these two fractions? You don’t know or y’all just bored?[Mr. Goldenfold]Hey, listen, you know, if we’re all bored over here, wouldn’t the common denominator be you?[Morty Smith]