Morty Smith Quotes

You’re a monster. You’re like Hitler, but even Hitler cared about Germany or something.[to Rick]

When you’re an a**hole, it doesn’t matter how right you are, nobody wants to give you the satisfaction.

Nobody’s smarter than Rick, but nobody else is my dad. You’re a genius at that.[to Jerry]

Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody’s gonna die.[to Summer]

Yeah, guess I am an a**hole! Y’know, sometimes you gotta be an a**hole! My grandpa taught me that!

Summer, he’s happy! I’m happy! Is that why you’re doing this, you don’t want me and Rick to be happy? Well, then get your s*** together! Get it all together and put it in a backpack. All your s***, so it’s together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know? Take it to the s*** store and sell it, or put it in a s*** museum. I don’t care what you do! You just gotta get it together. Get your s*** together.[about tiny Rick]

Parents are just kids having kids.

My son is gonna take over the planet, and I am too young to drive. Can you help me get him back?[to Jerry]

Mr. President, if I’ve learned one thing today, it’s that sometimes you have to not give a f***!

Maybe the lesson we’ve learned is that, whether it’s our parents’ marriage, a glowing green rock, or an awesome, giant arm, sooner or later, we got to let it go.

Living without consequences is great, but then I started wondering, what am I living for? What am I building? If I’m always looking back, I’m never looking ahead. And then it hit me. We are who we are because of consequences.

Hey, listen, you know, if we’re all bored over here, wouldn’t the common denominator be you?[Mr. Goldenfold: Now, who can tell me the common denominator of these two fractions? You don’t know or y’all just bored?]