You’re a monster. You’re like Hitler, but even Hitler cared about Germany or something.[to Rick]
When you’re an a**hole, it doesn’t matter how right you are, nobody wants to give you the satisfaction.
Living without consequences is great, but then I started wondering, what am I living for? What am I building? If I’m always looking back, I’m never looking ahead. And then it hit me. We are who we are because of consequences.
Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody’s gonna die.[to Summer]
Rick, what about the reality we left behind?[Morty Smith]What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is don’t think about it.[Rick Sanchez]
Nobody’s smarter than Rick, but nobody else is my dad. You’re a genius at that.[to Jerry]
So time moves faster in there? It’s like a Narnia thing?[Morty Smith]I’m not a beaver who believes in Jesus Christ, Morty. But yeah, it’s pretty much a Narnia thing.[Rick Sanchez]
You ever think about how instead of wrapping yourself in infinite layers of defense you could just be nicer to people?[Morty Smith]Never once, Morty![Rick Sanchez]
You sold a gun to a murderer so you could play video games?![Morty Smith]Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad, Morty.[Rick Sanchez]
Yeah, guess I am an a**hole! Y’know, sometimes you gotta be an a**hole! My grandpa taught me that!
That’s the point of tradition, doing things for no reason.
I’m sorry, Rick.[Morty Smith]That apology and a screwdriver in my hand would be worth a screwdriver.[Rick Sanchez]
