The pessimist looks down and hits his head. The optimist looks up and loses his footing. The realist looks forward and adjusts his path accordingly.
Rick, what about the reality we left behind?[Morty Smith]What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is don’t think about it.[Rick Sanchez]
You were right, what you told me over the radio that night. Not everyone deserves a happy ending.
You can only pi** with the d*ck you’re given.
One thing you’ll learn when you’re older, any meeting with more than three people is basically pointless.[to Ethan]
Camping is even more savage than I imagined. Turns out nature doesn’t bring us together. It rips us apart. It devours the weak, leaving the strong to stumble on.
Being a realist is not a realistic option anymore.
