The pessimist looks down and hits his head. The optimist looks up and loses his footing. The realist looks forward and adjusts his path accordingly.
You can only pi** with the d*ck you’re given.
Rick, what about the reality we left behind?[Morty Smith]What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is don’t think about it.[Rick Sanchez]
You were right, what you told me over the radio that night. Not everyone deserves a happy ending.
One thing you’ll learn when you’re older, any meeting with more than three people is basically pointless.[to Ethan]
Camping is even more savage than I imagined. Turns out nature doesn’t bring us together. It rips us apart. It devours the weak, leaving the strong to stumble on.
Being a realist is not a realistic option anymore.
