Only Murders in the Building Quotes

Do I wanna break into a dead guy’s apartment and go through all his s***? Sounds like an afternoon.

We need to focus. Only murders in the building.

We blend in by standing out.

That’s really all we want, isn’t it? More time with the people we love.

Stay out of the theater if you want a life. Trust me.[to Ursula]

Sometimes, a second chance is just another chance to get it wrong.

Sometimes it’s easier to figure out someone else’s secret than it is to deal with your own.

People who don’t pay their building fees are the worst. It makes the rest of ours go up.

No one who promises big things knows what’s gonna happen. But, it’s the ride that counts.

Is it cancer? I just need to know how invested I should get in you. You don’t adopt a 20-year-old dog.[to Charles]

I’m so on board with this. Because this is how I’m gonna fill the rest of my days with hobbies, and my hobby is solving murders. I’m gonna go on vacation with murders, and one day, murders are gonna sit by my bed and feed me broth because I’m losing my swallow reflex.[to Oliver]

I mean, you’re insane, but that’s usually who people want to follow.[to Oliver]