You’re gay, right?[Mayor Tillman]Yeah, a little.[Charles-Haden Savage]
Women love to talk to their manicurists. Happens every time I go to my manicurist.
When a person passes, we strive to remember them exactly as they were. Yet, when we think of our own legacy, there’s a quiet hope to be remembered for our best, not our mistakes, or our flops, or worse, the secrets we tried to bury.
One of the reasons why I play cards here is because it’s the murder building, and that is all because of you.[Jay Pfluig]Well, we give a lot of credit to the murderers.[Charles-Haden Savage]
Nothing makes a loser crazier than everybody else happy and winning.
Look, there can’t be anything between us. I’m a professional.[Charles-Haden Savage]And I’m wearing red lingerie.[Sofia Caccimelio]Semi-professional.[Charles-Haden Savage]
It’s easy to assume that everyone is just okay, but sometimes they just aren’t.
I’m telling you, these people are killers. They played Monopoly start to finish and no one flipped the board over. Sociopathic.
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I’m gonna do something I’ve never done before. I’m going to say no to a dangerous woman.[to Sofia]
I wasn’t aware that I’m sweating. Menopause is tricky, even for us fellas.
I used to be Brazzos. Eight to 10 million people used to tune in every Thursday night to watch me. I had an anatomically correct McDonald’s Happy Meal action figure. I had two girlfriends at the same time. And that was before it was cool.
I kind of spiraled and spent the rest of high school in my room with Tumblr.[Mabel Mora]That’s a pornography site.[Charles-Haden Savage]Not anymore. They ruined it.[Oliver Putnam]
