The most important part of chasing a dream is the people who chase alongside with you.
A gift given in love has the power to wipe away any storm brewing.
I paid your bail.[Charles-Haden Savage]Yes, but when they said they didn’t take Amex, I helped you find your Visa.[Oliver Putnam]
Rituals ground us, offering calm in a world of chaos. But love a ritual too much, and it can become an obsession. And before we know it, the ritual that once healed us has become our undoing.
Oh, Charles! I see you lurking in that way you do, making sure everyone knows you’re here.
Nothing brings people together like a common enemy. That, or a good cheese plate.
Nobody stops a guy with a ladder! It gets you in anywhere.
Mabel’s never wrong. Except when she suggested that I remove the singing crab people from the show. I mean, that’s just lunacy.[to Loretta]
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It’s amazing the amount of steaming horses*** you can feed the American public if you tell them it’s organic.
I knew you were due for a good idea since your last one six months ago.[to Charles]
I can’t cry twice in one day. Unless I think of my dad. Or my mom. Or any moment from my childhood.
Here’s the thing about childhood fantasies. They almost never come true.
