You get one shot at a biopic. Maybe two if you’re someone special like Marilyn Monroe or Jeffrey Dahmer.[to Charles and Mabel]
You dragged me outta bed for this?[Oliver Putnam]Most working adults are up by 8:00 a.m.[Mabel Mora]Yes, but, like, farmers.[Oliver Putnam]
What is that?[Marshall P. Pope]It’s Eva Longoria’s 19-in-one Multitool. At least four of the settings could kill you![Charles-Haden Savage]
There’s no point in trying not to fall. You always fall. But the trick is you get up, you dust yourself off, and make sure you don’t become dust.
So… Doreen.[Loretta Durkin]Oh. Doreen? Well, Doreen is Charles’ sister.[Oliver Putnam]Is she someone that I should be worried about?[Loretta Durkin]Everyone should be worried about Doreen.[Oliver Putnam]
Snipers are a**holes. What’s the point of killing if you’re not up close for the release? That’s the best part.
One failed marriage, who hasn’t been there? Two failed marriages? People start asking questions.
I’m sorry about all this, but it could be worse. All morning, I have been hearing this whistling sound. I might have a brain tumor![Charles-Haden Savage]Look, don’t try to cheer me up.[Oliver Putnam]
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I worry about you here.[Charles-Haden Savage]I worry about you all the time.[Mabel Mora]
I see where this is going! You think I was the target? That’s preposterous! I was People magazine’s 8th Most Beloved TV Cop!
I do like a sentimental moment, especially if the liquor is good.
Happy endings are for movies and exotic massages. Life can have very different plans.
