Sometimes it’s easier to figure out someone else’s secret than it is to deal with your own.
We need to focus. Only murders in the building.
What’s my tell?[Charles-Haden Savage]Your tell is that you don’t have a tell. You’re just as uncomfortable as you look.[Oliver Putnam]
You’re gay, right?[Mayor Tillman]Yeah, a little.[Charles-Haden Savage]
You know, I’m thinking of putting myself out there again. I mean, I slept with a murderer! That is a great story to tell on a first date.
I paid your bail.[Charles-Haden Savage]Yes, but when they said they didn’t take Amex, I helped you find your Visa.[Oliver Putnam]
What is that?[Marshall P. Pope]It’s Eva Longoria’s 19-in-one Multitool. At least four of the settings could kill you![Charles-Haden Savage]
There’s a thin line between civilization and chaos, and that line is electricity.
People who don’t pay their building fees are the worst. It makes the rest of ours go up.
One of the reasons why I play cards here is because it’s the murder building, and that is all because of you.[Jay Pfluig]Well, we give a lot of credit to the murderers.[Charles-Haden Savage]
Nothing makes a loser crazier than everybody else happy and winning.
Look, there can’t be anything between us. I’m a professional.[Charles-Haden Savage]And I’m wearing red lingerie.[Sofia Caccimelio]Semi-professional.[Charles-Haden Savage]
