Charles-Haden Savage Quotes

Sometimes it’s easier to figure out someone else’s secret than it is to deal with your own.

We need to focus. Only murders in the building.

You know, I’m thinking of putting myself out there again. I mean, I slept with a murderer! That is a great story to tell on a first date.

There’s a thin line between civilization and chaos, and that line is electricity.

People who don’t pay their building fees are the worst. It makes the rest of ours go up.

I’m so on board with this. Because this is how I’m gonna fill the rest of my days with hobbies, and my hobby is solving murders. I’m gonna go on vacation with murders, and one day, murders are gonna sit by my bed and feed me broth because I’m losing my swallow reflex.[to Oliver]

I mean, you’re insane, but that’s usually who people want to follow.[to Oliver]

I can’t cry twice in one day. Unless I think of my dad. Or my mom. Or any moment from my childhood.

Excuse me. I have been dating decades longer than you’ve been alive, and I’m especially expert at first dates. Because that’s what I mostly have.[to Mabel]

Every true crime story is actually true for someone.