You know, I’m thinking of putting myself out there again. I mean, I slept with a murderer! That is a great story to tell on a first date.
I’m so on board with this. Because this is how I’m gonna fill the rest of my days with hobbies, and my hobby is solving murders. I’m gonna go on vacation with murders, and one day, murders are gonna sit by my bed and feed me broth because I’m losing my swallow reflex.[to Oliver]
Excuse me. I have been dating decades longer than you’ve been alive, and I’m especially expert at first dates. Because that’s what I mostly have.[to Mabel]