We’re the heroes of this building. Before us, you could be killed in your own apartment, and no one would know it.
Your tell is that you don’t have a tell. You’re just as uncomfortable as you look.[Charles-Haden Savage: What’s my tell?]
You know, when I was a kid, and I was in the bathroom too long, my grammy would knock on the door and say, “Oliver? Would you like me to come in there and rub some Vaseline on your rectum?”
Yes, but when they said they didn’t take Amex, I helped you find your Visa.[Charles-Haden Savage: I paid your bail.]