Consumerism Quotes

We consume what we want, and our brains figure out a way to justify it later.

Merchandise, Morty. Your only purpose in life is to buy and consume merchandise. And you did it. You went into a store, an actual honest to God store, and you bought something. You didn’t ask questions or raise ethical complaints. You just looked straight into the bleeding jaws of capitalism and said, “yes, daddy, please.” And I’m so proud of you. I only wish you could’ve bought more.

Humans live to consume, and their appetites are endless. They drop garbage on the ground wherever they go. Earth is like a house they’ve lit on fire but continue to live in, and they use the Earth’s resources to make ugly things like teal Crocs and truck ducks.

Buy another one, Morty. Consume, Morty. Nobody’s out there shopping with this f***ing virus.

The people that tell us that breakfast is the most important meal of the day are the sons of b**ches that make the stuff. You think our ancestors had breakfast? You think cavemen sat around a f***ing fire, eating waffles? No. I guarantee you. I mean, if they ate breakfast at all, it was probably bone marrow and an impala they dried out over a fire. But I guarantee you they didn’t have cornflakes.

It’s amazing the amount of steaming horses*** you can feed the American public if you tell them it’s organic.

I don’t know if you’ve ever had the honor of picking out an urn for the pile of dust formerly called your mother. There’s so many choices. They got rosewood, they got ceramic, they got biodegradable, they got engraved. It is fantastic how we’ve managed to incorporate death into the consumer economy.[to Chip]