People get their horrible news delivered to the palm of their hand 24/7, and they get it the way that they like it, colored the way that they want it. And news is awful, but humanity is addicted to it, and the whole world is depressed by it.[to Chip]
People are just getting too used to their favorite cuddly men turning into monsters, but watching a beloved woman’s breakdown is timeless American entertainment.
I don’t need this job. The only reason I’m doing it is because it’s fun. I’m very, very good at it, and it’s easier to get laid when you’re employed.