Nothing is a line. Everything, everywhere is always moving. Forever. Get used to it.[to Shiv]
Sometimes there are rumors, and people, you know, they’re not f***ing. But sometimes they totally are.[to Shiv]
It’s good to know we don’t have an unbalanced love portfolio.[to Shiv]
We watch history, we make history, and then one day, we become it.
I’d castrate you and marry you in a heartbeat.[to Greg]
I can win any bout with a boxer f***, but I don’t know how to knock out a clown.
Don’t threaten me, Gerri. I don’t have time to jerk off.
You don’t really hear much about syphilis these days. Very much the MySpace of STDs.
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Would you like to hear my favorite passage from Shakespeare? Take the f***ing money.[to Nan]
This is not the end. I’m gonna build something better. Something faster, lighter, leaner, wilder. And I’m gonna do it from in here with you lot! You’re f***ing pirates!
Sometimes I think I’ll never truly understand Dad until I s*** outside.
I’m Shiv f***ing Roy. And I’m gonna have two very grateful people, the next president and my father.