Sometimes there are rumors, and people, you know, they’re not f***ing. But sometimes they totally are.[to Shiv]
Nothing is a line. Everything, everywhere is always moving. Forever. Get used to it.[to Shiv]
It’s good to know we don’t have an unbalanced love portfolio.[to Shiv]
I’d castrate you and marry you in a heartbeat.[to Greg]
Don’t threaten me, Gerri. I don’t have time to jerk off.
You don’t really hear much about syphilis these days. Very much the MySpace of STDs.
Would you like to hear my favorite passage from Shakespeare? Take the f***ing money.[to Nan]
Sometimes I think I’ll never truly understand Dad until I s*** outside.
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I’m Shiv f***ing Roy. And I’m gonna have two very grateful people, the next president and my father.
I can win any bout with a boxer f***, but I don’t know how to knock out a clown.
Greg, this is not f***ing Charles Dickens world, okay? You don’t go around talking about principles.
Climate said I was going down. Climate said I should just step aside. I guess… I’m a climate denier.
