Tom Wambsgans Quotes

Sometimes there are rumors, and people, you know, they’re not f***ing. But sometimes they totally are.[to Shiv]

It’s good to know we don’t have an unbalanced love portfolio.[to Shiv]

I’d castrate you and marry you in a heartbeat.[to Greg]

You don’t really hear much about syphilis these days. Very much the MySpace of STDs.

Greg, this is not f***ing Charles Dickens world, okay? You don’t go around talking about principles.

What’s good is to eradicate hope. They can’t get you if you got no hope.[to Greg]

Here’s the thing about being rich: It’s f***ing great. It’s like being a superhero, only better. You get to do what you want, the authorities can’t really touch you, you get to wear a costume, but it’s designed by Armani, and it doesn’t make you look like a prick.

You don’t have to smile to be happy.[to Greg]

You can’t just take my love and bank it. And then, take it with you to the love market, and see if you wanna invest in me. [to Shiv]