You heard about the Chinese Godfather? He made them an offer they couldn’t understand.
You’re too f***ing worried about what I give you. Worry a little more about what you give me.[to Christopher]
What about the dead guy?[Christopher Moltisanti]You keep prodding him with a stick. You light a candle to Saint Anthony. But I think you’re f***ed.[Tony Soprano]
You can take 2007 and give it back to the Indians.
What do you get when you cross an accountant with a giant jet airplane? A Boring 747.
I have patients who are suicidal.[Jennifer Melfi]Well, they’re not gonna feel any better about their life if you get clipped.[Tony Soprano]
We need to repeat what’s familiar, even if it’s bad for us.
These are snakes with fur. The old Italians will tell you, you can’t even put them around a baby. They suck the breath right out.[about cats]
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That’s the guy, Adriana. My Uncle Tony. The guy I’m going to hell for.
That’s how life is, I guess. Sometimes it’s good, sometimes it’s bad. Things come, things go.
It was an idea. I don’t know. Who knows where they f***ing come from? Isaac Newton invented gravity because some a**hole hit him with an apple.
I’ve been sober and I’ve been high. Sober’s better.
