You’re talking to the wrong white man, my friend. My people were the white man’s n***er when yours were still painting their faces and chasing zebras.[to Massive Genius]
Let me tell you something. Nowadays, everybody’s gotta go to shrinks and counselors, and go on Sally Jessy Raphael and talk about their problems. Whatever happened to Gary Cooper? The strong, silent type. That was an American. He wasn’t in touch with his feelings. He just did what he had to do. See, what they didn’t know was once they got Gary Cooper in touch with his feelings that they wouldn’t be able to shut him up! And then it’s dysfunction this, and dysfunction that, and dysfunction vaffancul![to Jennifer]
Enough to know I don’t want another one.[Tony Soprano: How many jobs have you had in this lifetime?]
You would think I was Hannibal Lecter before or something.[Carmela Soprano: I just think that’s very, very wonderful!]
You know, Tony, it’s a multiple choice thing with you. ‘Cause I can’t tell if you’re old-fashioned, you’re paranoid, or just a f***ing a**hole.
You keep prodding him with a stick. You light a candle to Saint Anthony. But I think you’re f***ed.[Christopher Moltisanti: What about the dead guy?]
You dig out my blue suit, you call up old man Coletti, and tell him not to put too much makeup on my face.[Carmela Soprano: What if something should happen?]