You’re too f***ing worried about what I give you. Worry a little more about what you give me.[to Christopher]
You can take 2007 and give it back to the Indians.
These are snakes with fur. The old Italians will tell you, you can’t even put them around a baby. They suck the breath right out.[about cats]
We each and every one of us, we’re alone in the ring, fighting for our lives.
I figure I’m gonna have to do about 6000 years before I get accepted into heaven. And 6000 years is nothing in eternity terms. I can do that standing on my head. It’s like a couple of days here.
I’ve been driving since I was a young girl.[Minn Matrone]Horse and buggies don’t count.[Paulie ‘Walnuts’ Gualtieri]
As far as f***ing bears are concerned, I say, get rid of them all. They had their turn, and now we got ours. That’s why dinosaurs don’t exist no more.
Ton’, you give this guy a golf club, he’ll probably try to f*** it.[about Don Vittorio]
The world don’t run on love.
She’s so fat, she goes camping, the bears have to hide their food.[about Ginny Sacramoni]
I don’t understand. When I was a kid, you two were old ladies. Now I’m old, and you two are still old.[to his mother’s friends]
As of the wedding day, anything that touches her p***y is off limits.[to Tony, about Adriana]
