You’re too f***ing worried about what I give you. Worry a little more about what you give me.[to Christopher]
You can take 2007 and give it back to the Indians.
We each and every one of us, we’re alone in the ring, fighting for our lives.
The world don’t run on love.
Ton’, you give this guy a golf club, he’ll probably try to f*** it.[about Don Vittorio]
These are snakes with fur. The old Italians will tell you, you can’t even put them around a baby. They suck the breath right out.[about cats]
Somebody should tell Paramount Pictures to get their s*** together. We’re gonna be stealing thousands more of these things.[about DVD’s]
She’s so fat, she goes camping, the bears have to hide their food.[about Ginny Sacramoni]
Life’s too short. You can’t waste it fighting with your friends.[to Chrissy]
I’d rather face 10 guys with shivs than something I can’t see.[about cancer]
I figure I’m gonna have to do about 6000 years before I get accepted into heaven. And 6000 years is nothing in eternity terms. I can do that standing on my head. It’s like a couple of days here.
I don’t understand. When I was a kid, you two were old ladies. Now I’m old, and you two are still old.[to his mother’s friends]
