You’re too f***ing worried about what I give you. Worry a little more about what you give me.[to Christopher]
These are snakes with fur. The old Italians will tell you, you can’t even put them around a baby. They suck the breath right out.[about cats]
I figure I’m gonna have to do about 6000 years before I get accepted into heaven. And 6000 years is nothing in eternity terms. I can do that standing on my head. It’s like a couple of days here.
As far as f***ing bears are concerned, I say, get rid of them all. They had their turn, and now we got ours. That’s why dinosaurs don’t exist no more.
Somebody should tell Paramount Pictures to get their s*** together. We’re gonna be stealing thousands more of these things.[about DVD’s]